Customer Reviews:
 excellent September 15, 2009
R. Johnson (texas)
2 out of 8 found this review helpful
this product was good. let’s just say that the first time i used it, it felt so good from a thing and not a person. i would recommend this product to any guy. at first it was a little difficult to use because i have a larger penis size. the makers of the product may want to consider making one of these for larger penises’ comfort too. they would make more money probably. but it was good overall.
 Worst flashligh I’ve ever owned September 4, 2009
stufff
64 out of 99 found this review helpful
I bought this to keep in our emergency hurricane kit several years ago. One night recently a bad storm came along and knocked out all the power in my area. Imagine my surprise when I dig this thing out and switch it on and find out that it doesn’t light up anything at all!
I checked to see that the batteries were inserted correctly and working, and not only were they in correctly, but they appeared to have been replaced by my son no more than a week ago, because I taught my son to always be prepared for hurricanes and he took this duty seriously, going into the garage several times a week to check on the kit.
When I unscrewed the top to check the bulb, the bulb was not only missing but there was a huge hole that was filled with some kind of horrible smelling goo. The flashlight had obviously been made from cheap easily corrosive materials that disintegrated in the humid Florida weather.
I tried to throw it away but my son, who is a very environmentally conscious kid, insisted that we shouldn’t be wasteful. He took it into his room and assumed the duty of trying to repair the thing. He spends hours on end locked in his room tinkering with the thing. I personally think it’s a lost cause, but maybe we can use it as a toothbrush holder instead of trashing it.
I would not recommend this flashlight.
How realistic really? August 6, 2009
Glen (Vancouver, WA US)
8 out of 18 found this review helpful
Why do all the Fleshlights have the vaginal opening up towards the top of the inner lips where, realistically, the urethra would be? Realistically speaking, the vagina hole should be near the lowest part of the inner labia, lower on the pussy. They must have retards designing these, for them to say “realistic looking” – yeah right, except for THE MOST IMPORTANT PART, huh, retards?
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