Savage Pleasures

Product Description
The Twin Slot Palm Smoocher is made of life like Love Clone II material. The 6 stroker has a succulent pussy at one end and a tight ass at the other. Fill either of these hot love holes with your cock and feel the sensuous internal ribbing stroke you with each pump. A sample of anti-friction talc is included to keep your playmate ready and willing.

Cheap and worthless   November 10, 2009
MysteriousMusician (California)
As other reviewers wrote, this has little to no sensation inside. I bought it for it’s ample length, but it has only around 10 large ridges inside, which feels essentially like nothing. Shoddy manufacturing also makes this item look nothing like the product image; both ends looked about the same, though one side was warped and deformed.

If this could be returned, it would. Find something else with smaller ridges if you want any sensation.

This a joke…   November 9, 2009
J. C. Sell, Jr. (Western Slope, CO USA)
1 out of 1 found this review helpful

This thing is a joke. It is really small around and doesn’t provide much tension or feeling. Almost like putting a super thick open ended condom on and trying to masturbate with that.

NEVER CAME   November 3, 2009
JustBev (Surf City, Ca. USA)
1 out of 3 found this review helpful

All I received was an empty box. When I sent an e-mail, I never received a response back. I would appreciate if you could arrange to have a new one sent out, if possible.

its the best in its price rang   July 17, 2009
sexedd
1 out of 15 found this review helpful

were to start.ok its ribed on the inside witch is a + or – dipending on you prefens.over all it files vantastik but yous loshin cuz your not getting in without and once your in its like your melting trust me its a grate buy you love it. for it pice rang definetle one of the higher end models youll get at least 3x your moneys worth on this one

Product Description
Silver Bullet Vibrator, Mind Body Source Vibrator Massager and Mini Mite Vibrator. This powerful and versatile silver bullet vibrator is a easy choice as a stimulator. The Mind Body Source Vibrator Massager sex toy is a classic style vibrator tailored to fit the most basic needs. The arousing multispeed vibrator and smooth feel will have you reeling in ecstasy. The slim line design allows for maximum comfort for every erogenous zone. The toy also provides you with a discreet quiet vibrator and multiple speeds to pleasure any mood. Solo or with your partner, you can make this slim line toy fulfill many fantasies and desires with just a turn of a switch and a little imagination. Expand your lovemaking and take your self to a new level with the Slim Line Vibrator. The Mini-Mite Vibrator is Recommended by Dr. Sue Johansen from the Oxygen Network! This incredible sex toy is one of the world’s smallest most powerful massagers on the market. Mini size vibrator with maxi size benefits. Includes 4 interchangeable massage heads. Compact enough to tuck away discreetly in your purse, bag or pocket.

Product Description
Let the SoftTouch Acuvibe Body Massager massage all your stress and tension away with just the push of a button. This rechargeable personal body massager features a patented, state-of-the-art oscillation technology that provides fast, effective relief for tense muscles and pressure points. The SoftTouch Acuvibe Body Massager provides: Pivoting high-powered massage head Battery or electric power Small ergonomic design The SoftTouch Acuvibe personal massager offers flexible massage head. The SoftTouch Acuvibe is an electric body massager with a flexible and ergonomic massage head that pivots back and forth to the exact contours of your body, penetrating deep into your tense muscle tissue. The powerful two-speed motor provides an invigorating 4300 or 5700 vibrations per minute, allowing your muscles to completely relax. The Acuvibe Body Massager offers a cordless, lightweight design. The compact, ergonomic and lightweight design of the SoftTouch Acuvibe massager makes it easy for anyone to use and is easily transported or stored just about anywhere. Long battery life of the hand-held body massager won?t limit massage length. The rechargeable NiCad battery so you can use the SoftTouch personal body massager in any position that is most comfortable to you.

Product Description
Made from our super-soft, patented Superskin material, these masturbation sleeves are colored clear for enhanced visual stimulation, but with all the same pleasure as the original pink. The original texture offers a smooth canal that replicates the intense sensations of its male counterpart, while allowing for maximum comfort and lubrication.

Product Description
This beautiful classic Crystal Jelly is top quality! Crystal Jellies Dongs are translucent and have that great jelly-feel. They are 10 inches in size and unmeasurable in the pleasure they will bring!

Nice, Cheap Toy   June 25, 2009
CamGirlKitten (Atlanta, GA USA)
This is a great, basic, affordable toy and excellent addition to anyone’s toybox. As with most jelly toys, it’s too flexible to use for anal penetration, but does excellently otherwise.

Great toy, really flexible!   May 14, 2009
K. Evans (Pennsylvania)
Its a very good toy, though really flexible, so its not for those who want the stiff stuff in them, a great buy though otherwise!

Carter   April 3, 2009
Gerald Carter (Lawton, Oklahoma)
Great product for having fun with sex partners. Very flexible and long enough to experiemnet in various sexual positions. Great for lesbians as well. A great swingers item in my neck of the woods. Recommend buy!

Product Description
Super tight, soft, and stretchy masturbator with 2 rows of strategically placed power beads for stimulation, and a ribbed chamber for superior suction.

Product Description
Massage Mouse — At-Home Hands Free Massager! Do you have stiff neck, back pain, or sore muscles? Massage Mouse can help! Try Tui-Na Ancient Chinese massage in the comfort of your own home! Massage Mouse provides relaxation and deep soothing massages to your muscles. You can relieve muscle tensions and pain within 20 minutes! Why pay $70/hour for a session to a massage therapist while you can get instant massages at the comfort of your own home? You will be amazed by the massage sensations produced by this cute-looking “mouse.” It feels like the fingers of a real Chinese massage therapist applying “Tui-Na” massage techniques on your muscles. You will have to try it to believe it! Unlike other handheld massage instruments, Massage Mouse is “hands-free.” You apply the massage pads to your body, turn on the switch, and Massage Mouse does the rest. You do not have to tediously roll any massage ball on your body or painstakingly bend your arm so that your vibrating massage instrument can reach the aching muscles on your back. You just relax and let Massage Mouse work your muscles.

Hi-Dow Mouse Massager Review   December 26, 2009
Mike (Baltimore, Md.)
I purchased this based on a recommendation from a friend who claimed he walked around with the mouse in a shirt pocket and kept it running for a half hour at a time connected to his sore shoulder, back and arm. I admit I was skeptical until I tried it. It definitely gets your sore muscles jumping and does leave them feeling relaxed. I think it’s a good product.

Mighty Mouse Indeed!   December 7, 2009
Nuknuk (Springfield, VA United States)
First of all, do not compare this with a real personal massage.

Now that we have set that straight, let me tell you about this product. This unassuming, cheap looking plastic, that is called a massage mouse is simply amazing. Have you been to a chiropractor? I have. I went to a chiro for 6 months after ruining my back when we moved 5 years ago. They strap to me a similar gadget on my back with two leads. Electric impulses sent through the wires which cause my muscles to tingle. I lay there for 20 minutes and then send my insurance a bill for a hundred bucks. Of course, what they hook me on is more of a professional instrument; but nevertheless, at least, for me the feeling is the same. It is extremely relaxing. It never occurred to me that you can have your own personal tension reliever gadget. While using this, I listen to my favorite soothing music and it is just great.

This is made by Hi-Dow. They have several models and this mouse is the least inexpensive. It comes with a 9 volt battery, 2 pairs of pads (1 big that is shaped like little hands and a smaller egg-shaped pads), the wires, manual, the mouse, and ears. The ears has no use at all except to make it look like more of a mouse. It says in the manual that it can be used as a document holder. Sound weird, but that’s OK. Their more expensive models can range to 100 to 300$ and you can see them being offered on those little carts on the malls. Those can be more powerful, has more combination of massage types, comes with a digital LCD screen, or you can hook two pairs of leads to be used by more than one persons or for multiple body locations.

This model has 3 modes including a combination cycle of massages. It has a small on/off switch that also set the intensity of the electric current. 1 hour automatic turn-off. If you have body aches and muscle pains, this gadget can work wonders.

(But of course, you should seek professional medical advice first concerning one’s health.)

Hi Dow mouse   December 5, 2009
Susan Robinson
I bought this as a replacement for another mouse we had that broke (we dropped it). Love it. Just wish it had a belt clip so you could clip it to your clothes when carrying it. Great product!

Sent it back   September 12, 2009
Debberdee (Santa Cruz, CA)
0 out of 2 found this review helpful

It arrived with a piece missing in the battery compartment but the instructions were poor, so I foolishly spent time troubleshooting until I realized that it was just not going to work.

A must have for back pain   June 2, 2009
W. Dragschutz
My wife bought this and had it for years and I just thought it was a gimmick. One day I twisted my back and it got worse day by day to where I could hardly walk. I was half stooped over and just kind of shuffled at a real slow pace. I tried the massage mouse and it really helped ease the pain. It helped enough that I could stand up straight and walk at a normal pace. So I stuck the mouse in my pocket and wore it to work for about three days. After that my back got better and I haven’t had any problems since. I was worried that 3 days of use might damage something but it didn’t.

I recommend this to anyone who suffers through back or muscle pain, which is just about everyone.

Product Description
Bonus Silver Bullet Vibrator, Mind Body Source Vibrator Massager and Mini Mite Vibrator. This powerful and versatile silver bullet vibrator is a easy choice as a stimulator. The Mind Body Source Vibrator Massager sex toy is a classic style vibrator tailored to fit the most basic needs. The arousing multispeed vibrator and smooth feel will have you reeling in ecstasy. The slim line design allows for maximum comfort for every erogenous zone. The toy also provides you with a discreet quiet vibrator and multiple speeds to pleasure any mood. Solo or with your partner, you can make this slim line toy fulfill many fantasies and desires with just a turn of a switch and a little imagination. Expand your lovemaking and take your self to a new level with the Slim Line Vibrator. The Mini-Mite Vibrator is Recommended by Dr. Sue Johansen from the Oxygen Network! This incredible sex toy is one of the world’s smallest most powerful massagers on the market. Mini size vibrator with maxi size benefits. Includes 4 interchangeable massage heads. Compact enough to tuck away discreetly in your purse, bag or pocket. Bonus Hidden Flower Butt Plug $19.99 Retail Value! Share the pleasure of anal stimulation between you and your lover. Perfect for beginners wanting to quell their curiosity. This soft, flexible, jelly anal arouser gradually increases in size as you work your way down to the base. This soft will give you just the right amount of stimulation with ease and comfort. The jelly material make the plug easy to conform to your curves as well as with a little anal lube, this butt plug will become your best friend in the bedroom.

Product Description
The We-Vibe is a sensational new product for couples or solo play. It is designed to stimulate the clitoris and G-spot and can be worn while making love. The soft, flexible, comfortable shape conforms to a woman’s body and is made of medical grade silicone. The waterproof hands-free design features wireless controls and two powerful quiet motors with two speed settings. Rechargeable for hours of pleasure, each We-Vibe comes with a storage case and charging unit. A new dimension in pleasure! Stats: 2 1/2″ long, 3 1/4″ insertable, 1 1/8″ max width. One rechargeable vibrator with carrying case and charger for use in the United States and Canada or other countries using the North American 120VAC 60Hz standard.

Doesn’t work   January 11, 2010
R. E. Cohen
This product doesn’t work, and it certainly is not worth the money. This is one area where one sizes all doesn’t work. This product is just hype.

Incredible   November 22, 2009
L. Moore (Michigan)
While we have always had an excellent and satisfying sex life, the We Vibe enhances it. Love it and would highly recommend.

WOW FOR ALL   November 18, 2009
SARCMED (Chesapeake, VA)
1 out of 2 found this review helpful

Was skeptical when I bought, but figured hey! Well damn glad I did, and so is she! We have not had so much fun in a very long time, definetly has made our time more exciting and fun!

Not worth the money   October 14, 2009
S. Chandler
4 out of 5 found this review helpful

I thought this toy might be a little overpriced when I first saw it here, but now that I own it I KNOW it’s overpriced. The motors are good and strong, but the vibrations aren’t overly powerful and it needs to be recharged frequently.

All of that would be fine, really, except for its basic failure in the one area that I really wanted it to work. A vibrator that’s designed to use “while making love” was extremely appealing to me. And, while everthing seemed to fit okay, keeping the vibrator where I needed it was downright impossible. One of the vibrating motors is designed to hit your g-spot and one your c-spot. And for solo-play, where you have all the control, it’s fine. But during intercourse, when everything is moving around and the fit is tight, the vibrations can barely be felt. Everything gets shoved to this side or that, never hitting where you need it most. Unless you’re willing to hold it in place, that is. Which is extremely difficult and, frankly, sucks. Sort of defeats the purpose of a “hands-free” vibrator.

If I had payed a fraction of the cost, maybe $30, I’d be satisfied. As it is, I feel pretty ripped-off.

Do yourself a favor and pick up a Hitachi Magic Wand Super Deluxe Kit instead. If you have to hold things in place anyway, you might as well make it count.

SUPER HOT TOY FOR TWO   September 18, 2009
sarx2 (dallas)
1 out of 2 found this review helpful

I purchased this toy as a mutual birthday gift for my husband and I. We’re both Virgos. To say this toy is revolutionary is putting it midly. What a great concept for a couples toy. We both loved it and thought it made hot sex alot hotter. Very quite and EASY to use. I loved the pleasure ripples and felt that it made my orgasm very intense. I was on the We-Vibe website and there were a few hints about a next generation toy !!! I CAN’T WAIT.

Product Description
andquot;Vibration where it counts in gorgeous colors and satisfying shapes* Dainty dimensions let Gems slip into pocket or purse* Waterproof design * Variable speed vibration located